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The Future is Void

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Non-Reflective Lenses
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

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THE FUTURE IS VOID.
What does this mean? A dystopian world full of urination stations? You know, because if you're running a race and you can pee whenever, wherever (shoutout to Shakira), you won't be able to resist the temptation to empty your bladder and it'll mess up your time? Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing. You'd feel sweet relief. We say, put on these shades of the future, black the F out, pee the F out, and feel comfort knowing it doesn't matter what time you cross the finish line.

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