Fast as Shell

$35.00

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Runway Style
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

Delivery time: Ships in 1-3 Business days

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Description

Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!

Your move, Hare.

*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)

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