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Professor 00G

$35.00
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PHG Style
Non-Reflective Lenses
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

Delivery time: Ships in 1-3 Business days

Description

Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Parkour Chases Around Town

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)

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