For mensches and schmucks: Eight Crazy Lights. The frames feature the Hanukkah Menorah, which holds candles for the eight nights that one day's oil miraculously lasted (plus the shamash for lighting them).

So go ahead. Nosh on sufganiyot. Celebrate the Maccabees beating King Antiochus IV's tuchus. Laugh as your bubbe kvetches about your unmarried siblings who "aren't getting any younger now." It's going to be a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah!