Free Ground Shipping thru July 17th

Slideshow Items

It's Octopuses, Not Octopi

$35.00
In stock online (1)
In store: Check availability

Available in store

Mach G Style
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

Delivery time: Ships in 1-3 Business Days

Description

Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights

LISTEN UP!!!!

If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious because you don't have tentacles, but still. Not cool. Three, it's octopuses, not octopi. If you say "octopi," it's not offensive, per se. But they'll look at you like a clown. These purple sunnies won't slip or bounce while you dance with octopuses and have the best flocking night of your life.

Keep in touch

Don’t worry, we won’t spam

Your cart — 0

You cart is currently empty

Login