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NTRODUCING SCREW THE METRIC SYSTEM The metric system is trash. 1. All those 1s and 0s are super confusing. 2. We're not going to change football fields. 3. When France introduced it at a scientific conference in 1798, they didn't invite the United States. And if you don't invite us to a party, f*** you. WE NEVER FORGET. So put on these patriotic sunnies, chug a beer and scream "IMPERIAL SYSTEM FOR LIFE!"